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well if you weren't all boring bastards/related to sean beasley
Rolf Harris is addicted to gold paint
i'm addicted to rolf harris
i saw him in filey! it was sooooo cool, coolest moment of my life, then we realised it wasnt actually him...................
he should join the g.p.a
He's filming a new series, 'Rolfs' Addiction', where he fights his addiction to gold paint
Apologies to the above poster, as they have heard that joke before.
a man walks into a restaraunt and orders a very rare 'wild green hairy lipped squid' fresh from the tank, the foriegn chef jafase removes the squid and takes it into the kitchen, just as he's about to kill it though something stirs deep in his heart and he decides he can't do it, in a fluster he asks his brother and fellow workmate hans, who washes dishes in the restaraunt if he will do it for him. Hans says sure! i can do this! i am man! you, you are leeeeeetle weasle, too soft for such a job. but as hans is about to kill the squid he too feels a stirring and regretfully he could not do the job, jafase had to tell the customer that there was no way he could have his special dish and the man left empty handed.
what is the lesson we learned? : Hans that do dishes are as soft a jafase, with wild green hairy lipped squid!
sorry
god im bored
Kurt Cobain heard that one.....
i feel i must agree with mister ambridge on that one
finch are quite good actually
who'd have thunk
thunk1 (thngk)
n.
A dull, hollow sound: the thunk of a metal pipe striking a tree.